Your Delusional Sunset

Boys are trouble.

duh.

So you try and stay away from them right?
Wrong. It's impossible. They'll find you!

They're sneaker than that cold that's been just waitin' to attack.

It's unavoidable.

There is no medicine.

Emergen-C anyone?

That's not gonna help ya.

Been takin' your vitamins?

Good they like them nice and strong.

There is no escape.

They'll find you.

Whether it's through a friend of a friend, while your vaccuuming someone's house, or on top of the Stratosphere. It doesn't matter to them.

They'll find you.

Isn't there a Shania Twain song like this?

So there is this guy. He's been there for awhile. Just hangin out back stage of my life. Then BAM he decides he wants the spot light. He makes his move, and I think to myself I'm happy ridin' solo thanks though. He disappears. Ha ha psych! He's still here. Because he knows that you need him. You can't survive without him. He is a good influence on your troubled life ...what life?... shoot he IS your life. We're talkin' the whole

"The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!"

And the whole time I'm thinking "who is this guy?" and when did he get invited to my life? But ya can't shake him. Cause he's a good friend. He means well...I think...You can never have to many friends. If you ever needed something he'd be there faster than lightning strikes. You guys have some things in common. He makes you laugh...okay sometimes it's a little forced but still he's entertaining, you've gotta give him that. And he's persistent. And he puts up with your crap.

"You sound so innocent, all full of good intent
Swear you know best
But you expect me to jump up on board with you
And ride off into your delusional sunset"

But that's not me. This is my life. And you've only got a ticket to sit in the audience. So sit down, and applaud for goodness sakes!

This cartoon could have been made about me...